SOMEBODY HELP ME!

Throughout history, people have invented various acents of civilization that guinely were just another means of torture for the individual civilian. A challenge to make or break us.

Let's consider the "neck tie." Who would and why would he invented such a thing. What purpose does it serve next to separating the rich from the poor on sunday? Why couldn't neck ties be something for the female members of society like the pantie hose, you know a status symbol. Instead, men are tortured and given the curse of the neck tie. Just think, if we had not had neck ties we wouldn't have the term neck tie party which meant the end to many a man's wayward efforts. think of the economic impact if we didn't have neck ties. The things get pricey. $20.00 bucks is a cheap tie now days. Of course eI have a few tricks to beat that. Go to the trift shops, like Salvation Army, and pick up some that aren't to bad for $2.00 each or evan better, have your son-in-law give you some of his.

To Mr. Jessie Langsdorf, forget you man. Nobody needed your invention, the neck tie. Good grief! Somebody shoot me and save me from the dreadful neck tie.