Friday, October 30, 2009

FAIR IS FAIR, RIGHT?

Seems to me that this world we live in has a slanted view of fairness.

Is it fair that the ugly girls don't get as many dates as the pretty cheer leader types? Well... ?

Is it fair that some folk are short and can't see over the crowds? Well... I'm 6'4".

Is it fair that some folk can sing like an angel and then there are those like me?

Is it fair that you were dropped on your head when you were a baby? Well ... it might explain a few things.

Kids today think that unless things are the way they believe they should be then "it's unfair." If one person gets a larger piece of cake than the only it's unfair. Unless you treat me with the respect you give others then you are being unfair. Unless you give me what you give others, despite me not working as long, as hard or as productive you are unfair.

I have one thing to tell those of the world that think things are unfair. There is no such thing as "fair." Nothing in this world is fair, but there is justice. I see things as just and deal with things that way. Keep in mind that there is a lot of injustice in the world.

Thursday, October 29, 2009



HAPPY BIRTHDAY

SIR WILLIAM JOHNSON








THE BIG TWO FOR LITTLE BOO.


OCTOBER 31ST


FRIDAY VIDEO!


It's halloween so... One of the largest explostion in history.




ALSO A FEW GOOD FRIGHTS TO DUPLICATE IF YOU LIKE.



Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Accomplishments of Our President.
Obama's First Six Months' Accomplishments
1. Offended the Queen of England.
2. Bowed to the King of Saudi Arabia.
3. Praised the Marxist Daniel Ortega.
4. Kissed Socialist Hugo Chavez on the cheek.
5. Endorsed the Socialist Evo Morales of Bolivia.
6. Sided with Hugo Chavez and Communist Fidel Castroagainst Honduras.
7. Announced we would meet with Iranians with nopre-conditions while they're building their nuclear weapons.
8. Gave away billions to AIG also without pre-conditions.
9. Expanded the bailouts.
10. Insulted everyone who has ever loved a Special Olympian.
11.. Doubled our national debt.
12. Announced the termination of our new missiledefense system the day after North Korea launched an ICBM.
13. Released information on U.S. Intelligencegathering despite urgings of his own CIA director and the prior fourCIA directors.
14. Accepted without comment that five of his cabinetmembers cheated on their taxes and two other nominees withdrew afterthey couldn't take the heat.
15. Appointed a Homeland Security Chief who identifiedmilitary veterans and abortion opponents as "dangers to the nation."
16. Ordered that the word "terrorism" no longer beused and instead refers to such acts as "man made disasters."
17. Circled the globe to publicly apologize forAmerica's world leadership.
18. Told the Mexican president that the violence intheir country was because of us.
19. Politicized the census by moving it into theWhite House from the Department of Commerce.
20. Appointed as Attorney General the man whoorchestrated the forced removal and expulsion to Cuba of a 9-year-oldwhose mother died trying to bring him to freedom in the United States.
21. Salutes as heroes three Navy SEALS who took downthree terrorists who threatened one American life and the next dayannounces members of the Bush administration may stand trial for"torturing" three 9/11 terrorists by pouring water up their noses.
22. Low altitude photo shoot of Air Force One overNew York City that frightened thousands of New Yorkers.
23. Sent his National Defense Advisor to Europe toassure them that the US will no longer treat Israel in a specialmanner and they might be on their own with the Muslims.
24. Praised Jimmy Carter's trip to Gaza where hesided with terrorist Hamas against Israel.
25. Nationalized General Motors and Chrysler whileturning shareholder control over to the unions and freezing outretired investors who owned their bonds. Committed unlimited taxpayerbillions in the process.
26. Passed a huge energy tax in the House that willmake American industry even less competitive while costing homeownersthousands per year.
27. Announced nationalized health care "reform" thatwill strip seniors of their Medicare, cut pay of physicians, increasetaxes yet another $1 trillion, and put everyone on rationed care withgovernment bureaucrats deciding who gets care and who doesn't.
Friday Video on Wednesday

Halloween is coming and this is for those perverted Halloween people.



Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Tuesday MCCW on Wednesday

Sorry missed the regular MCCW yesterday so today I catch up.

Pregnant children are not pregnant by accident.

I remember hearing that in the "old" days the TV stations would announce "It's 9:00, Do you know where your children are?" Sounds funny but not to long ago a 13 year old wasn't allowed to go out by themselves. Not even on a Halloween night. Today they can pretty much go and do what ever and when ever they want. Parents are afraid that their children are going to miss out on something. Consider the heart ack and problems created when a "child" comes up "prego." Where do you go? What do you do?

Bethany Children Services is a great place to start when if you find yourself in that situation. Great folks that will help you make good decisions. There are other organizations but abortion is not an option. Sorry to say most that find themselves in that situation never consider adoption but also never consider the child, the child having the child or the child being had.

The world is full on children that have children but can't take care of the child or themselves. Therefore, Stop!

Stop not taking care of your children. Teach them to be responsible for their actions. Teach them to do what is right, NO SEX TILL MARRIAGE! Stop letting them go and do what the want to when they want to. Parents, you are in charge. Children are gong to be children. They do "childish" things! Good grief! Who is the adult here? Think of the damage you allow to happen to society. Think of the affect all these children have on all of our lives. Not having a father, being raised by the grand mother, the drain on our economy, the sacrifice of the educational process.

Stop! thinking of yourself and think of your children and the rest of us on this planet.

This is how I see it. If you can't control your children, instead of you getting money from the government you pay. Instead of you staying at home and the schools baby sitting your child, you pay someone else to take care of you children. I know it's a radical idea but, the schools are for educating your child and not for baby sitting or preventing you from having your morning nap interrupted.

A lot of people have problems. Being pregnant doesn't have to be one of them but, be real.

Friday, October 16, 2009

FRIDAY VIDEO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OK, I know I'm pushing the OOPS factor with this one but this old girl keeps popping up with words of wisdom. ?

I'm not sure but I think she's kin some how.

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Who are you calling FAT!
Poor Jessica Simpson. People are making fun of her weight. Even in the animation of fox football. GOOD GRIEF!!!! The Girl is a fox! Not much of an actress but quiet a looker. If she had been caught in a sexual situation with young boys that would be one thing, but her weight???? Please! Where do people get off making fun of fat folks?? If you had any idea of why some folk are fat then you might shut your mouth!
As a child you eat what is put in front of you. It makes no difference that your parents are throwing down food providing a wonderful example, right? They give you food as a child to keep your mouth shut, to keep you occupied and out of their hair and when you get old enough they tell you if you want it cook it yourself. So you do, you fix what you want, all you want and you eat all you want. Now I don't hear any one calling your parents "fat child's parents."
Maybe some one has diabetes and are on medication to treat the dangerous disease. Did you ever think that the side effects for nearly all the meds is weight gain? Did you know that it is nearly impossible to loose weight while of insulin?! Did you think diabetics should wear a sign saying I'm fat because I'm a diabetic and take medicine to keep me from falling down dead.
Ever been depressed and just grabbed a Cookie to help you feel better? It's called "emotional eating" and a lot of people suffer from it. It helps some people with some relief from the disease of depression but the side effect is "fat." Considering another side effect for depression is "suicide" a few pound probably is OK.
So the next time you want to make fun of some one's weight consider the fight in life, their many fights. You aren't helping the problem with your mouth.
If you can't hold your tongue then consider this, I make carry some weight but I can maybe loose some weight. You are 'UGLY" and I don't think you can fix that.

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

It's a Mystery!

1. If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?

2. Can you cry under water?

3. How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

4. Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?

5. Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

6. Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

7. What disease did cured ham actually have?

8. How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

9. Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?

10. If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?11. Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

12. Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

13. Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

14. Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?

15. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

16. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

17. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

18. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

19. If Wylle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

20. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

21. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

22. Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

23. Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

24. Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

25. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window? Why, Why, Why

26. Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?

27. Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money in the account?

28. Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

29. Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

30. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

31. Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

32. Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

33.Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?

34. If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

35. Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

36. Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

37. Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

38. Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

39. Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

40. How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

41. When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, 'It's all right?' Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That really hurt, why don't you watch where you're going?'

42. Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

43. In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

44. How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

And my FAVORITE.......The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons are suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.
TUESDAY MCCW ON WEDNESDAY
SORRY TOO BUSY YESTERDAY SO CATCHING UP TODAY.
Topic: The Home
What is the responsibilities of the home? Ever thought about it? Yea, I'm talking about education again but really more than that. How about "yea" and "naw." Shouldn't it be a responsibility for the parent to teach a child to say yes, no or yes sir, no sir? Never mind that the job that a young person is interviewing for is in the balance, just the image a child presents is important. Yes it is the responsibility of the family to train their child.
Let's just cut to the chance. You guess it, list time.
Things that a family is responsible for for children:
1. Provide meals for a child.
2. Provide a place to sleep and do home work.
3.Provide materials for the child for school.
4. Provide transportation for a child to school and I don't mean their own car.
5. Provide the basic training that leads to respect for authorities.
6. Provide discipline to guide to self control.
7. Provide proper fitting clothes.
8. Provide proper preventive measure to keep a child below the age of 18 from getting tattoos that are ugly as mud or body piercing of a heathen manner.
9. Provide proper medical care.
10. Provide proper mental care.
11. Provide a good example for your child to follow after.
Now if a family can't do these things then:
1. Get yourself fixed!
2. Get yourself fixed!!
3. Stay away from people who are not fixed!!!
The problem in public school is not the terrible teachers, there are some, not the lack of materials, not the lack of support from the community, but the failure of the family to train the children and hold them accountable for their behavior. Where we in this state are failing is by basing the funding for public school on the number of student in attendance, the classroom each day. This forces the school districts to try to keep complacent, rude, disrespectful, defiant children in the classrooms with students that want an education. This is preventing the very best education for each child. Schools are being asked to do the job of the parents, cops and mental medical portion of society.
Anyway you look at it, the child looses and those of us that meet our responsibilities with our children loose.

Monday, October 12, 2009

COMING TO WORK
Monday, October 12, 2009, o7:03 AM
Series of events:
- Watch out!
- Use your @#*& turning indicator.
- I'm doing 5 mph over the limit so why are you on my tail!
- Sure go around on the right.
- oh yea, how do you feel now, yea boyeeeeeeeee! stuck beside that slow car and me over here where you can't get around!
- You are not even doing the limit, get to the right!!!!
- Put that phone down and drive, woman!
- Are you... no way, what are you eating? should you be driving!!!
- I'd like to get over, I'd like to get over please, I'd like to get over please, I have my blinker on thank you, ....... Let me over @#*& it!!!!!
- Can't you guys get up 30 minutes early and get out of my way!
- Hello police officer...
- Good grief!
- I told you guys to slow down, next time you'll listen to me.
- Yea yea yea, tell it to the Cop.
:) !

Friday, October 9, 2009

A FRIEND IS A FRIEND FOR EVER...

There are friends and then there are friends. I have strong feelings about friendship. I think it is one of those things that is sacred, like blood-brothers. I have had few friends in my life. Those people that you can count on no matter the situation, the people that you can tell things to and not have to wonder if they are going to spread the word to every village and farm, those people that you ugly cry about when they die. I also believe that I can be a friend to a person and they not be a friend to me. Now I have had that situation before and expect I'll have people I consider to be their friend again. It may be that they don't feel as strongly about a person being their friend as I do but that's OK.


My best friend is a woman known as Libby. I would do anything for her and expect nothing in return. I would tell her anything and expect her to keep my secrets. My BFFL Libby, wow.

I have another friend that is a little boy named Randi. He is my adopted son. He has blonde hair and likes to play and hang his head out the window. I would do anything for Rani because he loves me unconditionally and has been there for me many times. He is there when I cry and he listens to every word I say. He has never put me down. We are very close.

I'd like to share some pictures of friendship.


My friend, Randi, and I watch a little Tube together.


















My friend Libby soaking up the rays and broadening the mind. With Southern Living??







My friend Libby. Still on the beach!

Here are some examples of friends. I don't know them personally but it only takes a glance to see that these to are best buddies.



















Now that's a friend!
Friday Video!!!!!!


October, the fall month, the Halloween season, and Sir William Johnson's birthday. Wow! things to come will blow your mind. Just wait, but you don't have to wait for the Friday Videos.


First, I'm all for exercise and being healthy and today you can find all kinds innovative ways to burn those calories and still have fun. This video is of a young guy that is trying to combine the treadmill and dance. judge for yourself whether he is successful.



OH YEA, BOYEEEEEEE!

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

"MY LITTLE CORNER OF THE CYBER WORLD"
Today I am launching a new feature to Walden's World. I'm declaring it as My little Corner of Cyber World or MCCW. I came to an awareness that if you are reading this you were invited not demanded to come in and enjoy, get mad at, or be disgusted at what you read. No hold barred on my part and on yours either if you decide to comment but don't feel you have to unveil you real opinion.
OK, today's MCCW topic is texting while driving. Let be real about texting, can we? First, texting is of the devil because it cost money. I mean you already have a contract for your cell phone and now they want you to pay for texting. Please! why should I keep paying out for text when i can make a call???! Second, who would ever create something that would cause embarrassment for those of us that can't SPELL! Oh, sure now I have to learn that short hand text stuff. Good Grief!!!! Third, it's dangerous...
if you looked carefully you can see it makes you drive from the wrong side of the car.

Friday, October 2, 2009

FRIDAY VIDEO!


First I must apologize #1 for not blogging any more than I have but things have been busy. Second I must apologize #2. The incoming videos have been either to political or just not worth the sharing. So with that in mind I'd like to share so "shorties." (Pictures and Statements).


Statements: "and that's how the fight started"

#1 One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a Cemetery plot as a Christmas gift.

The next year, he didn't buy her a gift. When she asked him why, he replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"

And that's how the fight started.
#2 My wife walked into the den & asked "What's on the TV?" I I replied "Dust"

And that's how the fight started.
#3 A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.

She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.

'The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'

And that's how the fight started.
#4 My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds. I bought her a scale.

And that's how the fight started.
#5 I asked my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our anniversary?' It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.

'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said.

So I suggested, 'How about the kitchen?'

And that's how the fight started.
#6 I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. 'I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.' He said, 'Aren't you worried about the mad cow?' 'Nah, she can order for herself.' And that's how the fight started.

OK, a shortie picture of Spider Kid

Sorry but it just seems right to repeat this. shoot.