Monday, April 27, 2009
Sometimes I'd just like to ask a person the simple question, "Is anybody in there?" Some folk just act like they are new to the planet. They can't put their finger in a hole or add two plus two. I mean how many times have you seen someone turn their blinker on to turn but not turn or get someone to jump your car off but then drive away only to stop, turn their engine off at a place where there few cars and no one who has any idea of how to jump them off again. "Stupid is as stupid does," right Forest. Then there are those who are "insane." You know what that is, right. An insane person is a person that does the same thing over and over getting the same result but expects to get a different result.
How bout a kid that sleeps in class everyday? Pretty insane if you think you're going to get any better grades if the kid continues to sleep. Hello is there anyone in there?
Friday, April 24, 2009
I'm lucky to have a bunch of friends that I never see but are always there. They remember me and I them and we send neat stuff to each other. This pearl of wisdom comes from Larry. Thank, Brother.
Five lessons of life.
1- First Important Lesson - Cleaning Lady.
During my second month of college, our professor gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student and had breezed through the questions until I read the last one: 'What is the first name of the woman who cleans the school?' Surely this was some kind of joke. I had seen the cleaning woman several times. She was tall, dark-haired and in her 20-50's, but how would I know her name? I handed in my paper, leaving the last question blank. Just before class ended, one student asked if the last question would count toward our quiz grade. 'Absolutely,' said the professor. 'In your careers, you will meet many people. All are significant. They deserve your attention and care, even if all you do is smile and say 'hello.'I've never forgotten that lesson. I also learned her name was Dorothy.
2. - Second Important Lesson - Pickup in the Rain
One night, at 11:3 0 p.m., an older African American woman was standing on the side of an Alabama highway trying to endure a lashing rainstorm. Her car had broken down and she desperately needed a ride.Soaking wet, she decided to flag down the next car. A young white man stopped to help her, generally unheard of in those conflict-filled 60s.. The man took her to safety, helped her get assistance and put her into a taxicab.She seemed to be in a big hurry, but wrote down his address and thanked him. Seven days went by and a knock came on the man's door. To his surprise, a giant console color TV was delivered to his home. A special note was attached.. It read:'Thank you so much for assisting me on the highway the other night. The rain drenched not only my clothes, but also my spirits. Then you came along. Because of you, I was able to make it to my dying husband's bedside just before he passed away.. God bless you for helping me and unselfishly serving others.' Sincerely, Mrs. Nat King Cole.
3 - Third Important Lesson - Always remember those whoserve .
In the days when an ice cream sundae cost much less,a 10-year-old boy entered a hotel coffee shop and sat at a table. A waitress put a glass of water in front of him.'How much is an ice cream sundae?' he asked.'Fifty cents,' replied the waitress.The little boy pulled his hand out of his pocket and studied the coins in it..'Well, how much is a plain dish of ice cream?'he inquired. By now more people were waiting for a table and the waitress was growing impatient.'Thirty-five cents,' she brusquely replied. The little boy again counted his coins.'I'll have the plain ice cream,' he said.The waitress brought the ice cream, put the bill on the table and walked away. The boy finished the ice cream, paid the cashier and left. When the waitress came back, she began to cry as she wiped down the table. There, placed neatly beside the empty dish, were two nickels and five pennies.. You see, he couldn't have the sundae, because he had to have enough left to leave her a tip.
4 - Fourth Important Lesson. - The obstacle in Our Path.
In ancient times, a King had a boulder placed on a roadway. Then he hid himself and watched to see if anyone would remove the huge rock. Some of the king's wealthiest merchants and courtiers came by and simply walked around it. Many loudly blamed the King for not keeping the roads clear, but none did anything about getting the stone out of the way. Then a peasant came along carrying a load of vegetables. Upon approaching the boulder, the peasant laid down his burden and tried to move the stone to the side of the road. After much pushing and straining, he finally succeeded. After the peasant picked up his load of vegetables, he noticed a purse lying in the road where the boulder had been. The purse contained many gold coins and a note from the King indicating that the gold was for the person who removed the boulder from the roadway. The peasant learned what many of us never understand!Every obstacle presents an opportunity to improve our condition.
5 - Fifth Important Lesson - Giving When it Counts...
Many years ago, when I worked as a volunteer at a hospital, I got to know a little girl named Liz who was suffering from a rare & serious disease. Her only chance of recovery appeared to be a blood transfusion from her 5-year old brother, who had miraculously survived the same disease and had developed the antibodies needed to combat the illness.. The doctor explained the situation to her little brother, and asked the little boy if he would be willing to give his blood to his sister.I saw him hesitate for only a moment before taking a deep breath and saying, 'Yes I'll do it if it will save her.' As the transfusion progressed, he lay in bed next to his sister and smiled, as we all did,seeing the color returning to her cheek. Then his face grew pale and his smile faded.He looked up at the doctor and asked with a trembling voice, 'Will I start to die right away'. Being young, the little boy had misunderstood the doctor; he thought he was going to have to give his sister all of his blood in order to save her but he had chosen to save her anyway.
Finally, work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, and dance like you do when no body's watching.' And above 'ALL', pray for all!
Thursday, April 23, 2009
Monday, April 20, 2009
Friday, April 17, 2009
I know that i tried to start this four times today because you know friday is video day, but when you get to work at 7:20 and you can't leave your office till 9:48 somethings up. I've pledged to myself to write to this TV station that has a feature called "Who's to blame?" and ask about who is to blame for a 12 years old that can't read or control his mouth. Who's to blame for the 17 years old that uses profanity every other word and drupts all his classes being suspended from school. Surely it can't be the person, whether parent or aquantance, that brings him back from being suspension tha asks the question "why you suspend him, he say he ain't done nothing." Good Grief!! Any way that's for another time.
THE FRIDAY VIDEO!!!!
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
What's in a name or what's a name or name, what's that?
Now I'm not real deep when it comes to knowledge but I figure that if your daddy was:
1. a carpenter you might be named Woody.
2. a baker you might be named Cupcake.
3. a banker you might be called Nicholas.
4. a fisherman you might be called Catfish.
and of course you could go on but what is a name today. Everyday I see a new name. Bentravious, Devonia, Cordiaria, A'Terio, Tomassio, Brenquale, Dehycion, Pepsi (YES I DID SAY PEPSI), and of course the ever popular, Laronian.
What ever happened to the heritage of the "NAME." William Robert Jr or Robert Earl III. You can just tell that those guys dads were famous people but how about Dehycion's dad? I knew a guy who had three sons and he named then where their initials all came out to be "KKK". No questions please and yes he was a white guy.
Seems to me it's time to set the tone for our children by giving them names that carry an air of expectancy. One that they could strive to live up to.
How about John Wayne --------- . now there's a name. I might name my next son John Wayne Walden. WOW! Sounds great. It will take a real man to live up to that name.
But how about those folk that name their kid Alexander Martin and then call him "Chi Chi." How does that happen? We named my girls after their mom, Katherine Jane and Anna Elizabeth. Of course neither are called by their mothers name. Not because there would be a mix up because their mother is called Libby. Don't ask, I don't know!
OK, what is a name? Do you look at some one and say "oh yea, you're a Richard because you look like a Richard. I can see why some people could be called Tubby or Stinky or Shadow but are those really names.
Let's put tags on names. OK, we started by naming the carpenter's son Woody. OK, does that mean that Woody has a lot of fiber to him. Not a muley person but one that was rough. Sounds good. Now what about naming folk by characteristics like Butcus. Let's say Butcus is a man of great strength. Let's name everyone with great strength Butcus. That way when you are introduced as Butcus then all know that you are a man of great strength. Now we are on to something. When we have a need for a man of great strength then we can go to the Yellow Pages and look under Butcus. When we need some one to fix the toilet we can look under Plumber. Right! Simplifies everything in life. You take on a name and live to fulfill your name's mission.
Of course you know I'm pushing you to a thought here. What about those who take on the name Christian. Maybe we should change our names to Christian Bobby, Christian Libby, Christian Katie, or Christian William. Would that give us more purpose to our lives? I think not, but it might give us more focus to what a name or tag means.
My tag is Assistant Principal Walden but I've been called the Big "W" by a lot of my kids. Both mean authority to me and a mission to help others find themselves and be better citizens. It keeps me focused.
My tag is also "Bobby Walden Christian" but I'm also known as Big Bob. Both mean the same thing to many people but the meaning doesn't come from a bunch of letters but from a life of commitment to something greater than all other names put together.
Think about what your name means for your focus and for what you are known for. It's never to late to change a name. Think about Abraham.
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
Where does all the money come from and who gets it? I must confess that I have not gotten any of it, but I'll be glad to accept a modest check for $1.8 million.
Check out what Limbaugh says:
I think the vast differences in compensation between victims of the September11 casualty and those who die serving our country in Uniform are profound. No one is really talking about it either, because you just don't criticize anything having to do with September 11. Well, I can't let the numbers pass by because it says something really disturbing about the entitlement mentality of this country. If you lost a family member in the September 11 attack, you're going to get an average of $1,185,000. The range is a minimum guarantee of $250,000, all the way up to $4.7 million.? If you are a surviving family member of an American soldier killed in action, the first check you get is a $6,000 direct death benefit, half of which is taxable. Next, you get $1,750 for burial costs. If you are the surviving spouse, you get $833 a month until you remarry. And there's a payment of $211 per month for each child under 18. When the child hits 18, those payments come to a screeching halt.Keep in mind that some of the people who are getting an average of $1.185 million up to $4.7 million are complaining that it's not enough.? Their deaths were tragic, but for most, they were simply in the wrong place at the wrong time.? Soldiers put themselves in harms way FOR ALL OF US, and they and their families know the dangers. (Actually, soldiers are put in harms way by politicians and commanding officers.) We also learned over the weekend that some of the victims from the Oklahoma City bombing have started an organization asking for the same deal that the September 11 families are getting. In addition to that, some of the families of those bombed in the embassies are now asking for compensation as well. You see where this is going, don't you? Folks, this is part and parcel of over 50 years of entitlement politics in this country. It's just really sad. Every time a pay raise comes up for the military, they usually receive next to nothing of a raise. Now the green machine is in combat in the Middle East while their families have to survive on food stamps and live in low-rent housing? Make sense? However, our own US Congress voted themselves a raise. Many of you don't know that they only have to be in Congress one time to receive a pension that is more than $15,000 per month. And most are now equal to being millionaires plus.. They do not receive Social Security on retirement because they didn't have to pay into the system. If some of the military people stay in for 20 years and get out as an E-7, they may receive a pension of $1,000 per month, and the very people who placed them in harm's way receives a pension of$15,000 per month.
I would like to see our elected officials pick up a weapon and join ranks before they start cutting out benefits and lowering pay for our sons and daughters who are now fighting..
Hummmmmmmmm hit the nail on the head.
Thursday, April 9, 2009
Monday, April 6, 2009
I'm the kind of guy that will believe almost anything, just cause. You kinda have to prove that it couldn't happen or doesn't exist for me to accept that it couldn't happen or doesn't exist.
Take Bigfoot. Now there's a good one. Now I studed Historical Geology in college and know some about Cryptozoology. I can really see a "Bigfoot" like creature being out there, but my boy, Ross, just laughs when I talk about the new evidence found in Canada or in Washington state or in TEXAS! The boy just laughs at the mention of the big footed old guy. But if he were walking through the woods and caught a whiff of a creature and happened along one that was 8 foot tall, he'd probably "brown" his "draws."
There is always that possibility of the imagined being the factual.
How about ghosts and haunted stuff? YOU BELEIVE IN GHOSTS? I do. Ever sense I saw one when I was very young. I'm grateful for the "power of the blanket" existing to keep the ghosts away. I thought I saw this guy looking over the books one night in the condo where we lived in for a year while our house was being built. Strange connection? It turned out that the x-husband of an old girl friend and good friend had lived there. I said "lived" because he ended his life there. OH MY GOD!
Well, how about rising from the dead!!?? Well, I guess you kinda have to take it on faith, right. You know that Jesus thing. I'm not so sure that you have to take it just on faith. How bout this? Who has the body? Somebody, show me the body. If you want to stop Christianity in it's tracks or make it to Letterman, just produce the body of Jesus. Who's got the body? Either there was a body or somebody is using it, namely Christ Jesus. NO DOUBTS THAT CHRIST DIED, BUT WHO'S GOT THE BODY? He must be alive if no one can produce His body.
It could happen. It did happen.
How about this for proof of those Twightlight Zone moments you hear about.
I'm with Moulder. THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE.
Friday, April 3, 2009
Thursday, April 2, 2009
I love jokes. Love 'em love 'em love 'em! I love to laugh. Love it love it love it! Laugh at you. Laugh at me! Yep me. My folks use to tell me that I was a kid that pretty much just made it as a kid because I entertained myself. I've done lots of stupid things. College was a big time for practical jokes on friends. Most folk were afraid to pull something on me because they knew my talent for "pay back." Once the Track guys at State filled my car with newspaper. When i got to my car and saw it II realized that the entire dorm was leaning out their windows to give "it" to me. I just walked up like nothing was wrong and opened the door got in and drove away. About half way out of the parking lot I stopped and got out to take a bow. IT WAS GREAT! I gave them an "A" for originality and yes we did it to several other friends.
Well, you know how I have been about videos and list lately so here's a great practical joke video. Let me warn you... go "PEE" now, just in case.
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
Finishing StrongA true story shared by Tim Tebow at the Fellowship of Christian Athletes annual dinner on Thursday, February 12, 2008. And, a follow up story shared by Urban Meyer!During the 2008 NCAA Football Season the National Championship University of Florida football team faced many challenges. Everyone remembers the passionate speech quarterback Tim Tebow delivered after the mid-season 1 point loss to Mississippi . The team morphed into a better, more cohesive and stronger unit. The theme for the team became FINISH STRONG!
We all know the outcome of the game, but the phone call that Tim received a couple of days later when he was back in Gainesville was nothing short of unbelievable. Tim answered his cell phone and it was the P.R. guy for the UF Football game. He said, “You set a record.” Tim wondered what kind of record was he talking about. “In the 24 hour period from the start of the championship game, JOHN 3:16 was Googled…93 MILLION times! No other topic had ever been Googled that many times in a 24 hour period of time.”