FRIDAY VIDEO!

First I must apologize #1 for not blogging any more than I have but things have been busy. Second I must apologize #2. The incoming videos have been either to political or just not worth the sharing. So with that in mind I'd like to share so "shorties." (Pictures and Statements).

Statements: "and that's how the fight started"

#1 One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a Cemetery plot as a Christmas gift.

The next year, he didn't buy her a gift. When she asked him why, he replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"

And that's how the fight started.
#2 My wife walked into the den & asked "What's on the TV?" I I replied "Dust"

And that's how the fight started.
#3 A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.

She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.

'The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'

And that's how the fight started.
#4 My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds. I bought her a scale.

And that's how the fight started.
#5 I asked my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our anniversary?' It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.

'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said.

So I suggested, 'How about the kitchen?'

And that's how the fight started.
#6 I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. 'I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.' He said, 'Aren't you worried about the mad cow?' 'Nah, she can order for herself.' And that's how the fight started.

OK, a shortie picture of Spider Kid

Sorry but it just seems right to repeat this. shoot.