KEEPING UP WITH THE KATIE!

#801-#925

801. How often do you change your mood in a day?
as few times as possible and as much as needed

802. When you ask people how they are doing you actually care about their answer or is it just polite?
YEA, SURE.

803. Would you consider yourself to be very polite?
Yes sir

804. Do you like movies and books that involve nuclear holocaust?
Yes

805. Have you ever had a lucid dream (a dream in which you knew you were dreaming and had complete control over what happened in the dream)?
Of course, this is all a dream. You all are part of my dream!

806. Have you ever had a flying dream?
Who hasn’t.

807. Have you ever had a lucid flying dream?
Yes, but not as a dog.

808. What's the oddest law you ever heard of?
No spitting.

809. What is the ultimate way to connect with another person?
prayer

810. Can you be intimate with someone without touching him or her?
Yes but I’ve known some people who couldn’t.

811. Can men and women ever really be 'just friends' with no interest in anything more?
NO WAY! You always have to be interested in more… wait you mean the sex thing …. Then my answer has to be Maybe.

812. ??????

813. Are you addicted to this survey like drugs?
NO!

814. If your significant other wanted to wait for marriage could you hold out or would you leave them (or would you cheat)? Is that the sex thing again?
marriage is not about sex, it’s about making a super life and that takes two Christ center people.

815. What's the longest sentence you can make using only words that start with the same letter as your first name?
Better be big bigger biggest because being biggest be better.

816. If you had a theme song what would it be?
maybe the theme to "ROCKY" song, as good and any

817. Are you cranky?
Depending on my battery charge.

818. Which group generally annoys you more, people older than you, or people younger than you?
young with old minds

819. Do you refer to older people as old farts?
“I B ONE”

820. Do you refer to younger people as the kids? Yes, and little .......

821. Which is better: Poems that everyone can relate to or poems that are intensely personal to the author?
The ones that I don’t have to read or interpret!

822. Is it worse to be too hot or too cold?
Depends on the season of the year or how hot or how cold, I think hot

823. Are you so flexible that you can put your feet behind your head?
I’m flexible but I still use a calendar. STUPID! Why would someone want to put their foot behind their head??

824. Would you enjoy reading fairy tales written about robots?
Of course who wouldn’t like to read fairy tales

825. Is smoking a turn on or gross?
it’s a lighting up

826. What is the one way you wouldn't want to die?
SLOWLY!

827. Which would look sillier on you: A cowboy hat or a Rasta hat?
Depends on whether I was naked at the time.

828. Would you rather have a job doing something indoors or outdoors?
Outdoors, in the shade.

829. Would you rather learn more about human nutrition or meteorology?
Meteorology, I’ve always wanted to know about meteors in case one were to crash into the earth near my house

830. Have you ever taken honors courses?
Yep, wasn’t my choice but did, got an “A”

831. What do you think of crop circles?
I’m not sure, but they keep going round in my head, seriously, a topic that is to be discussed but not answered

832. Where do they come from?
Who?

833. When was the last time you screwed up big time?
Couple of years ago. I forgot that I was worth "being."

834. You have a choice. What do you eat: turkey dog with the works 2x
A veggie burger
A turkey dog
A cheese sandwich

835. Do you get a lot of random instant messages?
no

836. Do you have a paper journal also?
sorta

837. VHS or DVD? Why be limited?
Both and the new 3D too

838. Vinyl, cassette tape, or CD?
YES YES YES! What ever has the tune.

839. Have you ever seen the video/heard the song Days Go By, performed by Dirty Vegas?
No and don’t care!

840. MTV: should it play morel videos or more shows?
They will what they will.

841. Name a band:
rubber… sorry Beatles
Do fans of that band tend to share any characteristics with each other?
Naaaaaaaa na na na naaaaaaaaaaaaa

842. What does the expression 'touch and go' mean?
Touch the object and go away. Kinda like hit and run in a kinder sense

843. Caffeine or alcohol?
Caffeine

844. Betty or Veronica?Roni

Archie or Reggie or Jughead? daaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

845. What book are you reading right now?
Land Mines by Charles Stanley

846. Is the news too depressing?
YES,

847. Would you rather have a stuffed lion, elephant, pig or duck?
LION

848. Are you late for a very important date?
NO

849. Ever use star 69?
NO NO NEED

850. Is everyone as smart as you?
NO… they all have the potential just not the desire.

851. Have you ever seen the musical Annie?
On TV, didn’t have a choice

852. Sheets: silk or satin?
Satin

853. Bath: soap or bubbles?
bubbles

854. Your best color: blue or red?
blue

855. What's your favorite candy?
Jelly beans

856. Can you sing?
Of course, everyone can sing, just not good and depending on the song

857. It's the end of the world, as we know it. How do you feel?
That’s an everyday thing, an every moment thing. I’m going to be with Jesus and my loved ones

858. You take your little sister (she's 12) shopping for school clothes. Mom gave you the money to hold. She picks out a skimpy top emblazoned "Hottie" and hip-hugging pants that leave at least two inches of skin north and south of her navel exposed to the wind. She insists: If she doesn't have these clothes, she'll look awful, the other kids will tease her, and she’ll feel like a nerd.Do you think she should or should not wear these clothes?
She’ll wear what mom wants her to wear or what mom said to buy, the little ho!
Do you buy them for her?
NO

859. What do you think is the most annoying cliche?
“and I thought you were a Christian”

860. What band is underground right now but will one day get really popular?
“the gas band”

861. Of the following which word best describes you: versatile
versatile (flexible):
wonderful:
x-tra special:
your own best friend:
zany:

862. What does BYOB stand for? Be Your Own Boss

863. Who is sexiest: Marilyn BUT SHE IS DEAD SO …..
Marilyn Monroe
James Dean
Elvis
Jim Morrison
Madonna
Cyndi Lauper???????? GOOD GRIEF!!!!!

864. Do you always do what's expected of you?
I’D SAY I’M PREDICTABLE BUT I WOULD BET ON IT

865. Do you believe everything you hear on the news?
NO WAY!

866. Would you prefer a $100.00 gift certificate to Hot Topic or Abercrombie & Fitch (assuming neither store gives change, so you'll have to spend the whole thing)?
Either because neither would have what I really wanted so I would spend it on my girls.

867. Have you ever won a competition?
Yes,

868. Who looks sloppier when they are over weight, guys or girls?
Sloppiness is a choice, being fat is mostly a choice so choose.

869. At what age do you become all grown up?
grown up is a state of mind and is completely dependent on the situation you are in

870. Have you ever written graffiti on anything?
yes

871. Can you remember what you wrote?
nope

872. Are you a force of nature?
If you mean am I earth, wind, fire or ice I choose wind, …. I have made my share of wind in my time.

873. What do you think of blue eye shadow?
It looks blue like.
How about gold eye shadow?
kinda shiny

874. Would you ever wear any of the following Halloween costumes:
Flapper? Is that a fish?
Hippie? Do you mean hippo?
Disco dancer? NO

875. Should birth control be taught in high school?
It’s not? Oh you didn’t say practiced did you? Only Catholic schools.
How about in jr. high or elementary school?
OH my LORD! It should be a mama daddy thing.

876. Would you consider yourself a genius?
It depends on the time and day.

877. What did you think of the movie Solaris?
mostly

878. Which is usually better movies or books?
Depends of the subject. Mostly movies.

879. Do you think The Hobbit will be made into a movie?
It hasn’t been?

880. Do you research which brands use sweatshops to make their clothing before you shop?
No just size

881. What gives you a magical feeling?
the Spirit of God in a song, the voices of my loved ones, my Libby’s touch

882. Have you ever pulled apart a Christmas cracker?
What is a Christmas cracker?! You made that up.

883. Would you rather watch basketball or play basketball?
Play of course. But I hate basketball.

884. Do you think that everyone makes his or her own problems?
Some do, some are

885. Do you often consider how your actions will affect other people?
All the time.

886. Are J-Lo and Ben Afleck interesting to you at all?
no

887. Do you use bad grammar or hate bad grammar?
yes

888. Make up a tabloid headline:
Obama Admits WRONG, Gives life to Christ, America back on track, Muslems go to hell.

889. Do you like to learn new things? Yes, useful things

890. What's more important, fame or personal accomplishment?
Accomplishment bring worth

891. Sweet dreams are made of this.... What are they made of?
good awakenings.

892. Two trailer park girls go round the outside...Round the outside of what?
The water tank.

893. Are you wearing a piece of jewelry that means a lot to you right now?
Yes,my wedding band

894. If someone was going to inscribe a message on a ring and give it to you what would you want it to say?
you make a difference in me

895. Guys who are losing their hair:
let it go
Should they shave their heads?
Get implants?
Or let it go?

896. Do rock stars work hard or lead the easy life?
Doing what you love is not hard work, it’s fulfilment

897. How much water do you drink every day?
Not much water but diet soda, 2-3 liters

898. Are you driven or kinda apathetic?
Driven, but it depends on whos driving and the destinations

899. Who do you turn to when you are down?
My LORD

900. Would you ever wear seran-wrap?
Sure, why not, of course not over my face, daaaaaaaa!

901. Would you rather have a candle scented like blueberries and creme or butterscotch pecan pie?
blueberries and creme

902. Which ones are fruits and which are vegetables:
Banana - fruit
Cucumber - veg
Tomato - fruit
Apple -fruit
Carrot - veg
Eggplant - veg
Cherry - fruit
Pumpkin - veg

903. Does it annoy you when people talk loudly on their cell phones in public?
All the time!

904. Is love a commitment to one person, or can you love more than one person at the same time?
Love? Many, commitment in marriage? Only ONE! And that be the opposite sex!!

905. Cover or original: WHO CARES!Smooth Criminal; is it better by Michael Jackson or Alien Ant Farm?
Blue Monday better by Orgy or New Order
I Want Candy; Is it better by Aaron Carter or Bow Wow Wow?
Love Song; Is it better by 311 or The Cure?
It's My Life; Is it better by No Doubt or The Talking Heads?

906. What is the most uncomfortable feeling?
WORTHLESSNESS
907. Do you like Maroon 5?
???????????????????????

908. Would you ever go on a blind date TV show?
NOT SINCE I’M MARRIED, BEFORE … OF COURSE!

909. How much of your wardrobe is dry clean only?
I LIKE ALL MY CLOTHES DRY AND CLEAN.

910. Who's arms would you like to crawl into?
JESUS OR LIBBY, IN THAT ORDER.

911. What the hell is your problem?
FAT AND MENTALLY CHALLENGED

912. Look around you. What is the most beautiful thing you can see?
PICTURES OF MY FAMILY

913. What is the most beautiful thing you can't see?
THE OCEAN

914. Take a deep breath. Yawn deeply. Do you appreciate the things most people take for granted, like breathing?
YES, BUT I HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT SOMETIMES

915. Do you appreciate breathing more when you have a cold and you're all congested and can't breathe right?
NO

916. Is congestion a positive thing because it helps you to appreciate breathing?
NO WAY, THAT’S LIKE SAYING HAVING YOUR PANTS BURNING MAKES MORE APPRECIATIVE OF ZIPPERS

917. How is your life like a work of art?
THERE’S ALWAYS A CLEAN UP AFTER THE WORK IS DONE

918. Do you feel that your life influences and is influenced by many other lives?
YES, BUT THERE COULD BE MORE

919. Has a smile ever made all the difference in the world to you?
OF YEA, A SMILE FROM MY BOY WILLIAM, MY GIRLS, … IT MAKES A DIFFERENCE IN LIVING OR NOT

920. Have you ever looked at a tree and considered how the roots could be miles long, trailing and entwining with other roots underground, all of them holding the soil together?
NO, EXCEPT WHEN THE ROOT IS IN THE WAY OF A COMFORTABLE NAP.

921. Do you notice the little things in life?
YES, BUT NOT ALL

922. Do you feel, as Jung did, that deep down, underneath our individual personalities we are all the same?
NO, WE ARE ALL DIFFERENT IN THE WAY GOD MADE US AND THE MISSION BEFORE US

923. Do you feel a great oneness with the universe?
NO, ONENESS… IS A KINDA SELF CENTERED THING.

924. When was the last time you decided to really enjoy yourself?
CAN’T REMEMBER, IT’S USUALLY WHAT OTHER NEED TO BE HAPPY

925. When was the last time you set your self free and acted without caring at all what someone else thought?
I DON’T KNOW, THERE HAVE BEEN TIMES I HAVE DONE WHAT I WANTED TO BUT ACTING FREE… THERE ARE ALWAYS CONSEQUENCES