Monday, March 1, 2010

More Answers Towards the 5000!
#603 - #800

603. Would you want to learn to:

Convert to Buddhism? NO WAY, he is dead

Cure a hangover? Never needed it.

Lie persuasively? To late, opps.

604. What character from a movie is most like you?

the guy in Beautiful Minds

605. Are you comfortable with the idea of your own death?

YES, it’s like getting a tooth filled it hurts while it is being done then …”ALL’S GOOD”

606. How do you feel about arranged marriages?

All marriages are arranged. The husband usually let’s the women handle that.

607. What do you hate that everyone else seems to like?

Broccoli

608. What do you like that others seem to hate?

Scifi

609. If you had to be named after a month, which month would you pick?

January, because it is a stupid question

610. Is time more like a highway or a meadow to you?

highway with lots of pot holes

611. What is your favorite movie?

The next one I watch

612. Which would you choose to be back in the day: a warrior, an alchemist, a minstrel, a bard, an oracle, a peasant, or a merchant?

Oracle of course

613. What is your favorite song lyric?

“We’ve come this far by faith”

614. What will you never run out of?

Love for my Libby

615. If you could force someone to fall madly in love with you, (anyone you choose) would you do it?

No need, I have my Libby, Randi, Katie, Anna, Ross, and William.

616. Have you ever seen the Disney movie The Black Cauldron?

Don’t remember it but I think so, something about a sword

617. Have you ever read The Black Cauldron by Alexander Lloyd (or any of his other books in the Prydain Chronicles)?

No

618. Have you ever written a paper the night before it was due?

Is there another way?

How about the day it was due?

Well that is a good idea

619. Is there a movie you have watched so many times that you can quote it line for line?

Nope, I get to hung up on the pictures.

620. What is your favorite season?

Football, or summer

621. Do you mind being described as cute?

Depends on who’s saying the cute part.

622. What is the tackiest object in your home?

Libby’s chair.

623. What do you think people are most ignorant towards?

Fulfillment,

624. What is it that makes you an interesting person?

The people I’m around and my philosophy

625. What makes other people interesting to you?

faith and belief

626. How open to suggestion are you?

it would depend on the topic and the benefit

627. Is Michael Jackson black or white?

Good grief didn’t you see “Men In Black”. He is neither.

628. Are you often lonely?

Yes!

629. What’s the most unusual pet you’ve ever had?

Snake

630. Have you ever threatened an authority figure?

Yes, but I didn’t accept him as an authority over me and still don’t.

631. If you had to choose would you rather make all your decisions henceforth with your head only or with your heart only?

Heart of course. That’s that do unto others, love others, I am third thing.

632. How imaginative are you?

very.

633. Do you like the Counting Crows?

Only if I’m real bored and then I’ll count anything.

634. If you took this survey from the diary (5000 Q Survey V2.0) did you note me so I could read it?

Didn’t. did you?

635. Are you more tense or laid back?

depends on what has just happened or what is going to happen. mostly laid back though

636. Does your happiness depend on anyone else, or are you happy no matter what any one says or does?

Happiness is dependant on circumstances and you can never depend on those things.

637. What do you think of the idea of putting the bible into the format of a fashion magazine to attract the interest of teenagers?

It’s not the format but the programmer that makes the difference. We have Bibles in Spanish don’t we?

638. How often do you drink to get drunk?

Never!!! That’s like falling down to get a broken nose or something. DA!

639. Would you consider yourself to be diplomatic?

No I’m a republican/independent

640. Do you think that most of the classes you have taken were taught in such a way as to make plain the relevance of the subject matter in your everyday life?

Absolutely not. Academics on a higher level are meant to develop the ability to learn for yourself. Then you can learn what ever you need to.

641. Do you remember Crystal Pepsi?

Yep, but it wasn’t diet. So I never got it. It just goes to show you how duped we are with some products.

642. When was the last time you spent a night away from home?

B’Ham 2009

643. Some people say that there is no such thing as a stupid question. Is that true?

No, the stupid question is the one not asked that has the answer to what everybody needs to no.

644. What is the most interesting TV channel?

The one that has the fewest commericals.

645. Name one song you could live without hearing ever again:

Smoke on the water.

646. Do your pets understand you when you talk?

Of course, when you got it you got it and I have it and love to use it.

647. What are three things you HAVE NOT done that might surprise people?

Never read the entire Bible
Been deer hunting
run a 5K

648. Have you ever had a secret admirer?

It’s a secret! NO. it amazes me that people like me.

649. Have you been to a museum this year?

No

650. Do you ever watch porn?

Try no to . there is to much danger in it and is not glorifying.

651. Do you think that it would be a good idea if people served in the army, navy or air force for a while before they were allowed to vote?

No, but it is a good idea for everyone to serve their nation in some way. Many folk need what the service gives them.

652. If you were required to do this to vote, would you?

yes

653. Do people often give you weird looks?

All the time the weird going out look as well as the weird coming in look.

654. Do like Japanese cooking?

Yes

655. Do you care for stray animals?

I hear that they are good if they are cooked just right. Just kidding. Not usually.

656. Which animated movies have you seen and what did you think of them:

A Charlie Brown Christmas yep, not to bad. I dated a girl like lucy in college.

A Garfield Halloween - nope

The Secret of Nimh – oh yea, good good movie

The Last Unicorn – yea but I would again

The original Lord of the Rings cartoons, yep very cool

657. Are you ambidextrous (equally good at using both hands)?

Yes, but I have to concentrate.

658. Do you always say; “bless you” after someone sneezes, or do you hesitate?

Not always

659. If you and your friends could go away for 2 days over Halloween weekend where would you go? Caman Islands

660. Which of these animated movies have you seen and what did you think of them:

Watership Down – very cool, good story

As the Wind Blows –never heard of it

Grave of the Fireflies – never heard of it

How the Grinch Stole Christmas – of course very cool

Spirited Away – nope

661. Do you feel that society is male dominated, female dominated, or neutral?

Depends of what area you are thinking of propably more of a male dominated world though

662. What words offend you?

fattie

663. They’re just words. Can you get over it?

Sure the words aren’t the problem. It’s the people who say the words that are the problem.

664. Have you ever looked into different religions?

NOPE, their god it dead.

665. Which ones have you looked into?

I said no!

666. What do you think of Satanism as a religion?

Rather dark and leads to hell.

667. Do you like it better when your classes are taught sitting in rows or sitting in a circle?

Depends on who is sitting next to me. Circles then to lead to more discussion.

668. Have you ever read your own tarot cards?

No, I don’t give satan a chance at me with that crap.

669. Which ones do you like better, the three old star wars movies or the 2 new ones?

The two new with the special affects.

670. If you scream in outer space does it make a sound?

No, there is no air to tranfer the soound and if you have the need to scream in outer space then it’s just a good that no one hear you.

671. If you saw The Queen of the Damned did you want to be a vampire/Goth afterwards?

What kind of person goes to see the QUEEN of the DAMNED? Please!

672. If you saw SLC Punk did you want to be punk afterwards?

PUNK? NOWAY!

673. What is your favorite zombie movie?

Shaun of the dead

674. Best kids birthday party: ceramics, chuck-e-cheese, roller rink, bowling, sleep over, movie theater

chuck-e-cheese ‘cause it’s the place a kid can be a kid

675. What were your parties like when you were a kid?

Only had one and it wasn’t much. Sad isn’t it.

676. Best teen (about 15-16) birthday party: ceramics, chuck-e-cheese, roller rink, bowling, sleep over, movie theater, house party, catered in a hall, restaurant, family trip, concert

concert

677. What are/were your 15-16 year old parties like?

Didn’t ever have one.

678. Best 18th birthday party: ceramics, chuck-e-cheese, roller rink, bowling, sleep over, movie theater, house party, catered in a hall, restaurant, family trip, concert, club, pool hall, college party

could we get off the party thing. It’s depressing.

679. If you are 18 what was your party like?

DAMN!

680. Best 21st birthday party: ceramics, chuck-e-cheese, roller rink, bowling, sleep over, movie theater, house party, catered in a hall, restaurant, family trip, concert, club, pool hall, college party, bar, Atlantic city/Las Vegas trip

double damn!

681. If you saw The Craft were you interested in wicca/paganism/magic afterwards?

No, just another one of those things satan uses to deceive others.

682. What are your top 3 priorities?

Family
Family
Family

683. If you saw fight club did you want to get into a fistfight afterwards?

Nope been there and it’s not worth it. “You” might get hurt.

684. What is your favorite smell?

Sweat = Vanilla
Other = BBQ

685. Give everything below a humor rating (1 = laugh your ass off, 2 = lol, 3 = smile, 4 = lame, 5 = not funny, 6 = offensive):
People falling 2

Rape jokes 6+

Sarcastic comments 3

Blonde jokes 2

Dirty jokes – 3

God/religion jokes 3

Long-ass jokes 2

Death jokes 2

Pain/sickness jokes 6

Animals doing cute stuff 2

Bodily functions 2

Knock jokes 2

Ethnic jokes 3

Puns 2

Ironic situations 2

685. If you saw Cruel Intentions did you want to have lots of meaningless sex afterwards?

Enough with the sex questions!

686. Do you get at least three hugs per day?

many more

687. What should someone never say to you/call you if they want to remain on your good side?

Talk about my family and friends or my GOD!

688. If you saw Trainspotting did you want to do drugs afterwards?

NO!

689. Do movies have a great influence on you?

not much

690. Do you have a favorite reality TV show?

I use to really like survivor but not I prefer “Batman”

691. Are there certain roles that people are pressured to play in society or can they basically do whatever they want?

Society is the Preparation-H of life. It anoys us till we just do what comes natural and then we regret it. It’s the center of society that makes us what we are and the centeris what we base our lives around. The faith object and the guidelines that come from belief in that faith. No one is who they really are or who we really want to be. there’s always something pulling us away from our best.

692. How does the 2004 Dawn of the Dead remake compare to the original movie?

Better graphics and special effects of course but the story is same old some old.

693. Have you ever held a magnifying glass over an insect to burn it?

Yep and a frog and my arm and the guy who lived down the street’s arm, HA!

694. Have you ever pulled the wings off a fly, butterfly or any other insect?

Yep, bees and grass hoppers.

695. What would you think of a guy (if you're into guys) or a girl (if you're into girls) who wanted to take you to the park to feed the birds and look at the turtles and fish in the water on a date?

What does she look like?

696. Do you use public pools?

Did but no more.

697. Do you use public bathrooms?

When you got to go you got to go.

698. Do you use public showers?

Well, I don’t know where I would fine a PUBLIC shower.

699. How old will you be in 17 years?

75 old years.

700. Would it effect you at all if you knew that a very large meteor was headed towards earth that would impact in 17 years?

sure it would but I know who holds the future so it might be pretty neat to watch.

701. What is your favorite mixed drink?

Cherry Coolaid and 7 up

702. When answering these questions are you often pulled in different directions, as if committing to one answer eliminates the possibility for all others?

Yes . I feel the need to qualify most of what I say as if to defend my faith or way of life.

703. Chicken Mesala, Pasta Primavera, Veal Cutlet Parmesan or Linguini with Clam Sauce?

Veal Cutlet Parmesan

704. If you were alone in your friend's house/room/apartment would you look in their drawers and notebooks?

Do I have permission?

705. What would you really like to do but you don't because you are afraid of getting caught?

Spend lots of money.

706. Of the following, which word best describes you:
responsible: of course responsible.
spontaneous:
tactful:
uninhbited:

707. Which band would you most likely check out?

The Smiths (indi-pop 80's-90's)
The Lords of Acid (acid/house/dance 90's)
Front 242 (80's-90's industrial/dance)

708. How can one put an end to procrastination, as a bad habit?

Do stuff.

709. What feature would you want on your car that is not currently offered?

Aqua car features.

710. What kind of poetry speaks to you?

scriptures

711. What is your favorite store that is open 24 hours?

Daylight donut.

712. Do you find that sleep is just so much sleepier when you are supposed to be doing something else?

Not really but it is extremely useful.

713. Do you also find that the books you chose are so much more luscious when you have a stack of actual assignments that you Should be reading?

That makes no sense to me.

714. If you have had the chance to compare the original 5000 Question Survey to this edited version, what is your opinion?

Edited, there are some really stupid questions here.

715. What's the most creative answer you can think of for 'what is black and white and red all over'?

sunburned zebra

716. Why do people slow down on the highway when they pass a cop car pulling someone else over?

It’s a reaction to empty pocket syndrome.

717. Are they afraid that the cop will STOP pulling over whoever he is pulling over and pull them over instead?

YOU NEVER KNOW.

718. It's daddy's birthday. What do you get him?

CIGARS

719. What's your 5,000 question survey nickname?

PTY – Prove To Yourself

Look at the word next to the 2nd letter of your first name

A anything butB bubaliciousC captivatingD deadlyE eroticF funkyG greasyH heaps ofI indieJ jellyK kineticL lasherM Mr. (or Mrs.)N neglectedO ogre-likeP paradingQ quackingR RicoS stinkyT the one and onlyU uberV VelcroW wishing forX x-traY yearning forZ zoobaleeNow take the first letter of your last name.A aardvarksB babooC creme pieD drag queenE eggbertF flexG godH hellI IsabelleJ juiceK kissesL lightningM mannish boysN niceO octopiP porcupinesQ q-bertR rainbowsS suaveT tushyU underwearV valorW weenieX xtcY yohimbeZ zipperPut the two words together for your nickname. Ogre-like Weenie

720. You know that shaky feeling that you get when it's all coming to a climax, and everyone involved is breaking into the good kind of cold sweat, working as individuals and at the same time as a single force of energy, and it all meshes together, and for a brief moment, you're holding your breath and tingling all over, and after it's done you're on an explosive and dizzying high for the rest of the night?

I assume you are talking about a task or competition that is not sexual in nature.

YES, I have but the feeling is more of exhaustion because I give my all for the goal set before me.

What does that feeling come from?

Your deepest heart and soul.

721. How many of your teachers can you imagine drinking or doing drugs on the weekends?

57.39%

722. Do you like Alice in Wonderland or Through the Looking Glass?

Not really

723. Write a question and answer it here.

What is the greatest accomplishment in you life? Becoming a father.

724. Who is your favorite playwright?

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa….

725. What movie has come out recently that you couldn’t have less interest in?

The tooth Fairy.

726. What would the worst movie ever be about?

accounting

727. Do you like truffles?

No

Do you like Turkish delight?

I like smoke turkey best.

728. Can you tell the difference between a transvestite and a real woman?

Never had the opportunity and don’t care too.

729. What's funnier, plants or fire extinguishers?

Fire extinguishers.

730. For question 720 did you write down sex?

NO

You pervert, I was thinking of musical theater.

YA YA YA!

731. Which is better, leopard print or plaid?

Depends on the material and who’s wearing it.

732. What would you consider ordinary?

Light and dark

733. What is out of the ordinary?

Free gas.

734. Do you ever watch COPS?

Yes

735. Is there always room for j - e - l - l - o?

yes.

736. If you had your own TV show, what kind of show would you make it?

A show the reconized people that are real heroes for sacrificing for others.

737. Do you know how heavy things like airplanes stay in the air?

Yep, magic!

738. When do you act the most dramatic?

After a big let down.

739. Are you one of those people who have, "see photo id,” written on the back of their credit cards?

Yes but it doesn’t work.

740. It's mom’s birthday. What do you get her?

Chocolate

741. What celebrity has pretty much disappeared leaving you wondering 'where are they now'?

Kramer

742. Would you get angry if you and your girl/boyfriend saw the preview for a movie and talked about seeing it together and then they saw it with one of their friends while you were busy?

No, I’d take someone else and not tell her or I’d take her and act like I didn’t know she had seen it. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

743. How many people do you think will finish this whooooooole survey?

2

744. Have you ever written a message, sealed it in a bottle and thrown it into a river/lake ocean?

Of course

745. If you haven't would you want to?

I plan to do it again some day from some place far off.

746. If you ever did what would you write?

“God is God and YOU are NOT.”

747. What do you wish you could always be protected from?

Death of my loved ones.

748. What small thing annoys you so much it should be a crime?

Liars

749. Would you rather watch a video of fish in a tank, or the Yule log on TV?

FISH, they have personalities

750. Is it better to be loved or feared?

Loved of course

751. What causes you to panic?

Don’t think I have ever experienced panic, maybe seeing someone getting hurt and not being where I could help.

752. Do you believe that you have a strong personality?

Yes

753. When Jesus saves souls...does he trade them in for valuable prizes?

May God have mercy on you. No He doesn’t but if he did he would trade yours for a piece of ABC gum. Already Been Chewed.

754. What resolutions would you make if it were new years?

not necessary, be yourself, the best yourself you can be.

755. Why wait?

Because it’s right.

756. Do you feel like time is on your side or working against you?

in this world against me because this is the land of the dying where I’m headed to the land of the living.

757. What do you do for yourself when you are down to put a little joy back into your life?

Usually eat but it doesn’t work any more. when I’m down I just live through it hopefully.

758. How much Tolkien have you read?

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759. These are the songs on the radio. Which are you most likely to listen to:

Time Bomb by Rancid

Dead Man's party by Oingo Boingo

The Sun Always Shines on TV by A-ha

50 Ways to leave Your Lover by Paul Simon

Run by collective Soul

760. Do you believe that Jesus existed as a real person?

Absolutely with all my being.

761. Do you believe he was the son of god?

Absolutely with all my being.

762. How do you feel about organized religion?

Religion is man’s way to god while Christianity is God’s way to man. I’m not very religious.

763. What sentence have you heard lately, that would sound pretty odd out of context?

Hate you mother, father, sister, and brother.

763. If you had to choose one image to be a symbol of our times, what would you pick?

Cell phone

764. Name a group of people:

other.

765. How many of them does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Our bulbs don’t screw in, they plug in.

766. Do you like the movie The Labyrinth with David Bowie and some muppets?

No, I don’t care for Bowie and Ms. Piggy sounds funny when she talks with an accent.

767. Do you like the movie The Dark Crystal?

YES

768. Metallica or Guns N' Roses?

No,
769. Do you follow the Chinese zodiac?

No, ii follow the days of the week

770. Do you like reggae music?

Yes, some

771. What makes your life worth it every day?

hope of helping others

772. Do you seize each day and sink your teeth into it?

I wish…

773. I’ve heard people say that Jim Morrison never yawned because he was just so full of life. How often do you yawn?

Every few minutes. And Jim Morrison is dead dead dead.

774. Who decides what behavior is 'crazy' or 'sane'?

each to his own.

775. Who are the most inspiring artists, musicians, poets, and writers?

The fact that they are artist, musicians, poets and writers make them as good as it gets till the next time. There’s no degree of perfection.

776. Did anything historically significant happen in the year you were born?

I was to young to notice

777. Besides blowing out birthday candles when do you make wishes?

All the time.

778. Are you self-sufficient?

Pretty much but it’s lonely and sad.

779. Is it better to be wanted or needed?

Wanted

780. What do you feel is an appropriate age to lose one’s virginity at?


The year you get married.

781. Do you feel that the appropriate age for girls and for boys is different?

No, the year they get married is the same.

782. Are you a hard person to get to know?

I think so. People use anything to get at you now days.

783. What is the craziest thing you have ever done out of anger?

Bent a swing set pole around a tree.

784. What's the MOST annoying sound you can think of?

Self pity

785. What's the silliest vegetable you can think of?

Gord

786. Do you believe in love at first sight?

Yes

787. Name one thing you have referred to in the past as “better than sex”:

a cold drink on a hot hot afternoon

788. What do you see when you turn out the light?

Blackness

789. Do you like jazz, blues and/or swing music?

Blues

790. Do you prefer gold or silver jewelry?

Combination

791. In what ways do you want your children to be like you?

love the LORD with all their heart and don’t take no shit!

792. In what ways would you want your children to be different from you?

never never never experience depression.

793. What was the scariest movie you've ever seen?

???????? scariest??? Naaaaaaaaa

794. What was the funniest movie you've ever seen?

Absent Minded professor with Eddie Murphy

795. What was the worst movie you've ever seen?

To many to rank

796. Are you a good massage-giver?

Yes

797. What is one question that no one can ever truthfully answer 'yes' to?

Do you know what is next?

798. Is there more to this world than human beings can perceive?

Absolutely.

799. If matter is neither created nor destroyed then is it possible that you are made up of molecules that once made up Ghandi or Jesus or Einstein?

No, God the creator made all uniquely.

800. Are you often sarcastic?

Yes and no. what I mean as sarcasic is sometimes the way I really believe.

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