WALDEN WORLD: December 2009

5000 QUESTIONS

GOT THIS FROM A GOOD FRIEND AS A CHALLENGE. I DON'T THINK SHE WILL COMPLETE IT SO I PLAN TO SHOW HER UP AND FINISH BEFORE HER. TODAY IS AN INSTALLMENT OF 1-200! HOPE YOU LEARN SOMETHING ABOUT ME.

1. Who are you? Libby’s husband, Katie’s and Anna’s Dad, Ross’s Pop, William’s Boomer

2. What are the 3 most important things everyone should know about you? I’m a Christian, I’m a Christian, I’m a Christian

3. When you aren't filling out 5,000 question surveys like this one what are you doing? Trying to save children from loosing at life.

4. List your classes in school from the ones you like the most to the ones you like the least (or if you are out of school, think of the classes you did like and didn't like at the time).

1. ART

2. Lunch

3. Gym

4. math

5. science

6. English

7. Social Studies

5. What is your biggest goal for this year? Forget the bad things of the past year.

6. Where do you want to be in 5 years? Retire with my Libby.

7. What stage of life are you in right now? The small stage.

8. Are you more child-like or childish? childish

9. What is the last thing you said out loud? “it will turn you out.”

10. What song comes closest to how you feel about your life right now? “we’ve come this far by faith.”

11. Have you ever taken martial arts classes? I read a book one time.

12. Does your life tend to get better or worse or does it just stay the same? My life tends to get dizzy.

13. Does time really heal all wounds? NOPE!

14. How do you handle a rainy day? “damply”

15. Which is worse...losing your luggage or having to sort out tangled holiday lights? Losing your luggage that has the holiday lights in it

16. How is your relationship with your parents? GOOD, Will you miss them when they are both gone.

17. Do you tend to be aware of what is going on around you? yep, doesn't matter a lot sometimes though.

18. What is the truest thing that you know? Jesus loves me

19. What did you want to be when you grew up? Didn’t know, fireman I guess

20. Have you ever been given a second chance? I’ve had a lot of second chances taken away from me. Second chances are "just do overs."

21. Are you more of a giver or a taker? giver

22. Do you make your decisions with an open heart/mind? mostly yea, but you usually get your heart stabbed and you mind kicked.

23. What is the most physically painful thing that has ever happened to you? kidney surgery and back spasms.

24. What is the most emotionally painful thing that has ever happened to you? loosing a good friend, loosing to Ole Miss 1973 and not playing.

25. Who have you hugged today? my Libby and Randi

26. Who has done something today to show they care about you? today… ?besides the hugs?

27. Do you have a lot to learn? BIG TIME LOTS. I'm on the short bus about so much in life.

28. If you could learn how to do three things just by wishing and not by working what would they be?

A. play the piano

B. sing very well

C. preach God’s WORD

29. Which do you remember the longest: what other people say, what other people do or how other people make you feel? how other people make me feel by what they do

30. What are the key ingredients to having a good relationship? Forgiveness, acceptance, sacrifice

31. What 3 things do you want to do before you die?

A. kiss a naked woman on the beach. no, done that

B. aaaaaaaaaaa, no did that

C well… , no did that too

32. What three things would you want to die to avoid doing?

A. eating broccoli

B. having my legs cut off

C. going to my wife, children, or grand children’s funeral

33. Is there a cause you believe in more than any other cause? Defending the helpless

34. What does each decade make you think of:

The 19..

20's: Mom’s birthday

30's: the decade after mom’s birthday

40's: WORLD WAR II

50's: ’52 Chevy

60's: Kennedy being killed, Viet Nam, first kiss

70's: CHS football, depression, Mississippi State football, getting married to my dream girl

80's: Anna, Katie

90's: principal of prayer, BHS

2000 (so far): Y2K

2010's: retirement

35. Which decade do you feel the most special connection to and why? 80s, my two girls were born

36. What is your favorite oldie/classic rock song? Red Rubber Ball

37. What country do you live in and who is the leader of that country? USA, NO ONE?!?!

If you could say any sentence to the current leader of your country what would it be? Jesus died for you too, so how can you turn from Him?

38. What's your favorite TV channel to watch in the middle of the night? DVR, no wait that's not a channel, SCIFI

39. What Disney villain are you the most like and why? villain? I DON’T THINK SO!

40. Have you ever been a girl scout/boy scout? YEP! first class, troop 2, swinging light bulbs

41. If you were traveling to another continent would you rather fly or take a boat? It would depend on how far and how long the trip.

42. Why is the sky blue during the day and black at night? The light from the sun is filtered to leave only the blue spectrum during the day and at night there is no light to be filtered.

43. What does your name mean? Brave one with great wisdom who is able to make up good stuff. See?

44. Would you rather explore the deeps of the ocean or outer space? OCEAN!

45. Word association What is the first word that comes to mind when you see the word:

Air: GOOD

Meat: STEAK

Different: PATH

Pink: GIRLIE

Deserve: EARNED

White: MARSHMALLOW

Elvis: NAAAAAAAA

Magic: BULLET

Heart: ATTACK

Clash: BANG BOOM

Pulp: WOOD

46. If you could meet any person in the world who is dead who would you want it to be? PETER

47. What if you could meet anyone who is alive? TIM TEEBOW

48. Is there a movie that you love so much you could watch it everyday? EVERY DAY, NO WAY! Only part of the day? YES, NUTTY PROFESSOR

49. You are going to be stuck alone in an elevator for a week. What do you bring to do? LIBBY

50. Have you ever saved some one's life or had your life saved? YES, YES, one in the ocean and one in life

51. Make up a definition for the following silly words...

Fruitgoogle: a disease carried by people from the country of Iceland because of their lack of concern for clean feet.

Ambytime: the time provided to play with Amby

Asscactus: cactus found only in the southern deserts of the Mideast that resembles the face the leaders of the Mideast and smells like .....

52. What was the last thing you made with your own hands? Storage shed

53. What was your favorite toy as a child? BB Gun

54. How many TV’s are in your house? Three that work

55. What is your favorite thing to do outside? Ride my bike

56. How do you feel when you see a rainbow? “He promised.”

57. Have you ever dreamt a dream that came true? OH YEA!

58. Have you ever been to a psychic/tarot reader? NO WAY!

59. What is your idea of paradise? HEAVEN

60. Do you believe in god and if so what is he/she/it like? YES, GOD IS GOD

61. Do you believe in Hell? YEP! DON’T CARE FOR IT.

62. What one thing have you done that most people haven't? BEEN SCUBA DIVING IN A CAVE.

63. What is the kindest thing you have ever done? GIVEN SOMETHING AWAY

64. Are you a patient person? YES, A FRUIT OF THE SPIRIT

65. What holiday should exist but doesn't? Grand parents day

66. What holiday shouldn't exist but does? CAN’T SAY

67. What's the best joke you ever heard? CAN’T SAY EITHER

68. Where is the most fun place you have EVER been? WITH MY GIRLS

69. Is your hair natural or dyed? NATURAL

70. Do you have any deep dark secrets or are you pretty much up front? LOTS OF DARK

SECRETS

71. What is under your bed right now? BOXES OF STUFF LIBBY WOULD LIKE FOR ME TO GET RID OF.

72. If you were in the Land of Oz would you want to live there or go home? LIVE THERE IF LIBBY WAS THERE

73. If you drive do you frequently speed? WHO DOESN’T

74. What is the world's best song to dance to? THE MEXICAN HAT SONG

75. What song was on the last time you danced with someone? ?????

76. Do you prefer Disney or Warner Brothers? Warner Brothers

77. What is the first animal you would run to see if you went to the zoo? THE CLOSEST

78. Would you consider yourself to be romantic? NOPE

79. If the earth stopped rotating would we all fly off? NOPE, JUST DIE.

80. What is the one thing that you love to do so much that you would make sacrifices to be able to do it? ALWAYS SACRIFICE…

81. If you (and everyone) had to lose one right or freedom, but you could pick which one everyone had to lose, what would you pick? THE RIGHT TO A FREE EDUCATION

82. If you had to choose would you live on the equator or at the North Pole? equator

83. Would you rather give up listening to music or watching television? tv

84. What do you think makes someone a hero? PURPOSE

85. What cartoon would you like to be a character in? SPIDERMAN

86. Name one thing that turns your stomach: CREAM CORN!!!

87. What was the last thing you paid for? DIET PEPSI

88. Are you a coupon clipper? DEPENDS ON THE COUPON

89. Get anything good in the mail recently? CHECK FOR $150

90. Which would you rather take as a gym class...dancing, sailing, karate, or bowling? karate

91. In Star Trek people 'beam' back and forth between different places. What this means is they stand in a little tube and their molecules are deconstructed and sent to another tube somewhere else where they are reassembled. Only problem is when the molecules are deconstructed the person is dead. When they are put back together it is only a clone that has all the dead person's memories. So... Is the person who gets beamed the same person on both ends? NOPE, ONLY A NEW CREATION

92. What insects are you afraid of? BE REAL!

93. If you could print any phrase on a T-shirt, what would it say? FREEDOM

94. What's the most eccentric thing you have ever worn? NOTHING, GET IT… NOTHING?

95. If you could pick one food that you could eat all you wanted but it would have no effect on how much you weigh, what food would it be? CHEESE CAKE

96. What are your parents interested in? DYING

97. Have you ever caught an insect and kept it as a pet? BE REAL!Have you ever caught and tamed a wild animal? BE REAL!

98. What is more helpful to you, wishes or plans? plans

99. When do you feel your life energy the strongest? WHEN I’M WORSHIPPING

100. You are spending the night alone in the woods and may bring only 3 items with you. What do you bring? A LIGHTER, A VERY LARGE CHEESECAKE, A SLEEPING BAG

101. What does happiness/joy feel like physically? Cool puddin

102. List five people you love starting with the one you love the absolute most.

1. Jesus

2. Libby

2.5 Anna

2.6 Katie

3. Ross

4. William

5. Randi

103. How many movies have you gone to see this month?

104. If you could have 3 wishes...but none of them could be for yourself, what would you wish for?
1. Fresh water for everyone
2. A Godly Husband for my Katie
3. Good Health for my family

105. In what ways do you relax and de-stress when you are really tense? Eat, watch tv, read, walk in the woods, fish, ride “Darla”, make something

106. How much money would it take to get you to drive to school naked in the springtime and get out of the car? 7,300,000

107. Have you ever killed an animal?yep

108. Have you ever lost someone close to you? YEP! My best friend.

109. What do you think of cloning? Cloning what? We clone lots of stuff already. Humans? Can’t be done. Human bodies? Could be.

110. Do you read or watch TV more often? TV

111. With all this talk of terrorism going around are you willing to sacrifice rights and freedoms for increased safety? You must define rights and freedoms before I can answer that. What some people think are right are simply things they are used to…

112. What is the punishment you would come up with for Osama Bin Laden if you caught him alive? Super glue his naked body to the back of an 18 wheeler and drive him down every street on America, including Hawaii

113. Have you ever named an individual part of your body? I know my body like the back of my hand. I have no need to name a part.

114. Have you ever been on the radio or on TV? YEP! Both…

115. Have you ever won a lottery, or sweepstakes? NOPE, but I’m willing…

116. Have you ever won a contest or competition? Yep. Won a case of oil once. Still gots some of it.

117. Do you like to watch The Joy of Painting show with Bob Ross (check out this link if you don't know who he is. Also please note me if you notice the link is broken) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Ross_(painter)? No, it assumes everyone has the same skills.

118. Do you know what your grandparents and your great grand parents did for a living? YEP! Farmers and railroad workers.

119. Is there anything really interesting in your family history? I have two distant cousins that escaped from Alcatraz, the Anglin boys.

120. Is there anyone you trust completely? Yes! But it’s a secret just in case they screw it up.

121. Have you ever lost someone without having the chance to say goodbye? YES! My best friend, my DAD, My grand mother, Sandy

122. How do you feel about women in politics? They are pussies.

123. Would you rather have an indoor Jacuzzi or an outdoor pool? Jacuzzi, not as hard to keep up.

124. What things are you interested in that you study or read about on your own? God stuff. It’s the only thing that really matters and helps with everything else.

125. Would you consider yourself to be intelligent? Not at all, I’m pretty smart though. When I was growing up folk called me smarty pants all the time. Much smarter that my sister.

126. Would you consider yourself to be wise? Will… it would depend on the question and how the Spirit led me.

127. Have you ever given or received a lap dance? Will… I have dance while sitting in a chair with my girls in my lap. I guess that is what you mean.

128. Have you ever spoken to a homeless person? YES.

129. Would you ever creep into the subway tunnels to go exploring? OH YEA! And I’d take some lady politicians or Ole Miss Fraterity boys for entertainment.

130. If you could add 70 years to your life but only by making some random person die 70 years sooner would you? NO WAY HOSE! I’ve found out that the older you get the more trouble you are of those you love. I don’t want my family togo through that.

131. Can you finish any of the following lyrics? A: Nothing to kill or die for... but hungry I go onward.B: Late comings with the late comin' stretcher... hurt on the field and the crowd isn’t taking it well.C: I could make a film and make you my star... to bad for you that you are as big as a car.

132. Were you ever with someone while they died? YEP, my grand mother.

133. Would you rather be a world political leader or a rock star? Man, neither job is affecting the future like the one I have. I guess “Rock Star.”

134. Have you ever given someone a love letter that you wrote? Yep, my Libby. I don’t think she thought so though.

135. Have you ever sent someone a surprise though the mail? YEP, I’m sure I have but I’m not much for mailing stuff.

136. Are you looking forward to any concerts right now? Naaaaaaaaaaa. Don’t do the concert thing because I like to hear the music and not be bumped around. I have a tendency to bump back.

137. Of all animated movies, which is the best one you've ever seen? The Iron Giant.

138. What are the best bands or songs to listen to while driving? Brook Tab, Dc Talk, Casting Crowns, Side walk Poets, What’s that I Smell, Not Another Bite

139. What do you think is the most amazing thing that anyone has ever accomplished? I think

Rising from the dead would be my first choice. Cheese cake probably second.

140. What could a member of the opposite sex do to impress you? Pee standing up without getting your pants wet.

141. About how many emails do you get a day? 60-100 probably, but some are just for work. Opps…How many of those emails are junk mail? I don’t do junk.How many of them are forwards? Depends if they are worthy. Only the ones that bring a smile or a hummmmmmmmmm thought.

142. What's your favorite thing to do online besides write in your diary and hang out at this site? Look for deals on something… not imiportant what as long as it is a deal.

143. Do you believe Kurt Cobain (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kurt_Cobain) killed himself or was it a conspiracy? Does it matter? Good grief!

144. Have you ever though about hitchhiking across the country? Yep! Summer 1972, thought I

would quit school sale my car, buy a bike and go to “big sir california”.

145. Who would you bring with you on this kind of a road trip? NO ONE. I didn’t plan on returning to anyone. That was a tuff summer.

146. Of the following, which word best describes you: accurate, bold, charming, dependable.

147. If you are single, at about what age do you think you will be ready to settle down and get married? If you are married, how old were you at the time? September 1975.

148. Do you often wonder, when you say goodbye to people, if it is the last time you will ever see them? NOPE, I figure I’ll see them in Glory if something happens. I do hope that if I don’t see them in this world that it is because of my exit, not theirs.

149. What movie are you most looking forward to seeing when it comes out? Jesus’ Return

150. What is your quest? To help others.

151. What is louder and more annoying: 200 adults talking or one four-year-old screaming? SCREAMER, NO DOUBT!!

152. Do you believe the stories about planes, boats and people mysteriously disappearing into the Bermuda triangle? Yep, but some are results of rogue waves.

153. Who are you the most jealous of? For what reason would I be jealous?

154. What is the happiest way you can start your day? next to my Libby and Randi

155. Do you ever have moments where you feel like everything is all right in the world? NEVER!

156. Who thinks that you are offensive? Mental retard children and teachers

157. If you had to teach a class in something, what would you be able to teach people? Several things but mostly classroom management

158. Have you ever had a spiritual experience (an experience that cannot be explained by science)? Saw a ghost when I was a youngster, for real

159. Do you believe that this experience was truly mystical or do you think there is some scientific explanation for it, only you don't know what it is? WHAT EXPERIENCE? OF COURSE ORDAINED

160. Do you get offended easily? Nope! Why do you ask that?!!

161. Would you still love and stay with your signifigant other if he or she had to have a breast or testicle removed? Breast? Yes Testicle, no way! It would be a big surprise for me and her.

162. Do you believe in fate or free will? YES! And I meant to say that, I think.

163. Do you believe that only boring people get bored? No, because boring folk talk to themselves too.

164. Can life change or are we all stuck in vain? Life is always changing, you know, that butterfly affect thing.

165. What changes are you afraid of? Afraid? Well, maybe the color of the White House, and that ozone thing.166. Are you a day person or nocturnal? I’m both, I’m always a human

167. What one CD could you listen to for an entire week (no mixed CD’s, it must be an album)? Romans

168. Which is worse, working in retail, food service, or an office? Retail would have to be worse because of that customer always being right thing.

169. What's the coolest job you ever had? Santa Claus, actually the worse when I had it. It was my first but it would be cool now.

170. What is one central idea that your thoughts seem to come back to? God is God and I am not.

171. Have you ever wanted to be an actor/tress? It depends on what movie I just came from.

172. If you had the power to control one person and make this person do anything you wanted for a whole day, who would you pick and what would they do? That computer guy, Gates. I would make him give me 77.982% of his wealth and then there would be a lot more fresh water in south Africa.

173. What star sign are you and what is your sign like? Aquarius, the wet one, no comment.

174. Did the Blair Witch Project scare you? Nope, entertained once but scare nope.

175. Are you in constant fear of death? Nope, when you have a certainity of your future you shouldn’t be afraid of death.

176. Does fear of death keep you from building a life? Nope, maybe fear of success.

177. Do you like all your movies to be in wide-screen? OH YES!

178. Are you a fan of any comic books? Nope, had a hard time reading growing up and couldn’t undersstand the drawings.

179. At what age did you attend your first funeral? Probably 4th grade.

180. What do you smell like (lotion, cologne, sweat)? I SMELL LIKE “MAN”!

181. What are your greatest sources for wisdom? The Holy Spirit of God.

182. When you were little, where did your parents tell you babies come from? I had no idea and I wasn’t going looking for them. I had puppies instead. We won’t talk about that now.

183. What is your favorite band? Rubber band. The possibilities are endless.

184. What's the best cheesy 80's song? Midnight at the oais.

185. What's the best kind of movie to see on a date? Chick date, you gotta keep them happy.

186. Do you like to sit in the front, middle or back of the Movie Theater? Middle front.

187. Have you ever been inside an abandoned building? Yea, no big deal. Except for the rats.

188. Under what circumstances would you agree to work for free? If it helped someone and I didn’t need the money.

189. Candles or strobe lights? Candles, cause of the smell.

190. Do you think the Lord of the Rings movies are true to the books or did Hollywood change the story too much? Great movies, BIG THICK books.

191. When you see a stranger on the street does your first reaction lean towards thinking of this person as a potential friend or as a potential threat? Potential friend and person who needs Christ.

192. Is it natural for human beings to fear and distrust each other, or is it cultural? Big time culture. Some fears are natural but there is a common thread in humanity and it runs red from calvary.

193. What do you really want to buy? For me… ????? For others, a fresh water well.

194. You have to choose. Would you be happier marrying someone rich for their money or living in the streets and subway tunnels with someone you love? Love is all powerful.

195. If someone wanted to understand you what book could they read that would help? A Dangerous Mind

196. Do you think it’s odd that Americans have freedom of religion and yet call themselves 'one nation under god'? Not odd when you understand that religion is man’s way to God and Christianity is God’s way to man.

197. In what sense are you a minority? Being blessed.

198. Are you anti social? No, just idybidy social.

199. Do you photograph well? Man yea! A pretty boy! But I guess it depends on who you ask.

200. Do you think that human beings would survivor through a nuclear winter? Depends on where they are and who they are with.

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