Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Kiss Me Where It Don't Snow II

As a follow up to the previous posting I offer the "Top Ten" points to remember after an encounter like the one described in "Kiss Me Where It Don't Snow Part one."


1. The volume of the person voice who is to do the kissing is inversely proportional to the time it takes your Boss and her Boss to chew your ass out for the parent's accusations.

2. You might as well say what needs to be said because your going to get blamed for it anyway.

3. The apple don't fall to far from the tree.

4. Remember that cheese cake or warm soft baked cookies can do a world of good for hurt feelings.

5. You DO NOT have to share the cookies. (unless you want to)

6. There is always another day and another opportunity to be a servant.

7. Each day pays the same.

8. Some people know what you do is important. You may die not knowing any of them but the probability of there being one is pretty good.

9. The probability that your "Boss" being one of those who recognize that you are some one that makes a difference is directly proportional to the amount of the Boss's work that you have done in the past and the amount of work they think you are going to do for them in the future.

10. JESUS IS COMING AGAIN!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

It would be interesting to hear Bill Cosby's response after sitting in on one of those parent conferences. Amen, brother.